Sorry...or, you are welcome

If you love snow, you are welcome. If not, please except my most sincere apologies.

What? You didn’t know I control the weather? Well, you are correct, I don’t.

My wife and daughter, however, do. Thank or scold them for this sudden frozen climate we now find ourselves in.

Last Friday, while starting their three-day weekend, my wife and daughter cleaned the front yard of all of our Halloween paraphernalia. See you later, scary spiders. Talk with you later, tombstones.

Charity and Sophia did me a solid by cleaning up the Halloween decorations this year. Usually, I get that job done a...