Wifi in Yellowstone? I'll pass

According to the Associated Press, Yellowstone Park is considering a new fiber-optic line that would improve “connectivity” in certain areas for mobile devices.

That means tourists would be better able to send and receive selfies, tweets and texts while visiting the world’s oldest national park.

Instead of twiddling their thumbs waiting for Old Faithful to erupt, folks could amuse themselves looking at all the Facebook photos of kittens doing the cutest things. No longer would the kids whine “When are we going to get there?” from the third row of seats in the minivan as dad negoti...