Ads in Yellowstone, 'Just do it!'

Yellowstone Park has fallen on hard times.

Apparently entrance fees from the thousands of tourists visiting the world’s oldest national park each day aren’t bringing in enough cash to pay for fixing the roads and hiring Mandarin-speaking rangers.

But there’s an easy solution to Yellowstone’s money woes. Get all corporate up in there. Sell some advertising. Find free-market sponsors for all that nature stuff they got going on.

Can you imagine the bidding war for advertising rights at Old Faithful if the makers of erectile dysfunction drugs got involved?

Forget fixing potholes. That account alon...