I hope the next 364 are better

Oy veh!

Sorry to start the new year with Yiddish, but day one of 2017 was a bit of a dung downpour.

Firstly, it is never correct to say “Happy New Years.” All day long yesterday, social media was on fire with people wishing me a “Happy New Years.” How many years you celebrating this year, Jack? We were celebrating “New Year’s Day” on Sunday and after that, wish people a “Happy New Year.” The day before was “New Year’s Eve” but never, ever ever ever, is it “Happy New Years.”

Sorry for that rant. I know I am no grammar expert, but January 1, 2017, will forever b...