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My future is secure.

No thanks to Obamacare, the Tea Party or social secure it.

Credit natural migration, global climate change or the alignment of the stars.

Whatever. It appears I’m going to eat well in my twilight years.

There are cottontail rabbits in my yard, gray squirrels within a few miles of the house and a bullfrog infestation on the Yellowstone River.

I was raised in southern Indiana and left as soon as I could. Not that it was a bad place to grow up, but I’d always dreamed of bigger, wilder country. I found it in Montana. And while I love the state and all it has to offer, s...