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Is Malta's "phantom smell" my fault?

Something stinks and I fear it may be me.

Folks in Malta have been complaining for some time now about a bad odor that’s plaguing the downtown business district.

Smoke bombs have been set off in the sewers to try and locate the source of the stink, but so far no culprit has been identified.

Maybe it’s time to get rid of the sauerkraut. In my basement sits a large ceramic crock half-filled with fermenting cabbage. It’s been there for a couple of years.

At the time my wife and I filled the crock we were hoping for a supply of kraut that would last us all winter. Instead, we forgot about...

 

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