Ain't Got No Couth

Let’s hope that scientists in one of the nations that refer to America as the Great Satan don’t figure out how to bounce death ray beams off cell phone satellites. If so, many youths in the country will be fried instantly.

Cell phones have altered America’s entire social and cultural landscape. Youngsters who can’t afford essentials, like food and clothing, somehow can afford cell phones, and use them constantly. Social amenities, such as greeting when passing someone in a hall or on a sidewalk, no longer exist among young people because they are glued to their phones.

While text-m...