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Pop a cap, Man

I feel like shooting something.

There must be an election on the horizon.

Apparently, the No. 1 issue in the race for Montana’s lone congressional seat has something to do with firearms.

Greg Gianforte, the Republican millionaire businessman, claims his Democratic opponent, Rob Quist, an old hippie and former member of the Mission Mountain Wood Band, is going to take our guns away. I’ve lived in fear all my life that someone was going to take my guns, but I never suspected it would end up being a banjo player from Cut Bank.

Quist, however, cries “Not true,” and to prove it, in a cam...

 

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