Phillips County News - One Nation, Under God

By Parker Heinlein
Outdoors columnist 

A swell guy, regardless


March 27, 2019

I spit in a tube last week.

My wife made me do it. She wants to know who I am.

I thought I knew, but perhaps who I think I am is just who I identify as and not who I really am, or is, or was.

Until recently I was unaware I had options.

Now, it seems, I can be all that I can be or want to be without ever joining the Army.

It’s my choice.

So I choose to self-identify as …

Who knows.

I can’t make up my mind.

The choices are overwhelming.

As much as I’d like to be a tall, muscled, young black man lighting it up in the NBA, adoring crowds chanting my name when I enter the arena, identify...

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