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Scaring children and animals one tan at a time

 


With MMA, Memorial Day, FSB Car Show, and high school graduations all in the coming days, Summer is here!

I tried to force the issue last Friday, sporting shorts and no socks, a plain white tee and a sunny disposition. Mother Nature had different plans for me. I walked into Westside Self-Service for a cup a Joe that morning, goosebumps the size of Gobstoppers raced up and down my pasty, white body. (ruined your appetite with that last sentence? Just helping you get a jump on your beach bod, ya dig?)

The sun shone brightly the day before as well and after work, I went shirtless while burning...



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