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Theodore "Ted" French

Theodore "Ted" (aka TNT "Teddy No Toes") French arrived in heaven on Thursday, November 11, 2021, where he was warmly greeted by his mom and dad (George and Winnie), his sister (Gale), his niece (Jenessa), his first wife (Sharon) and his soul mate (Marilyn). When he arrived at the Pearly Gates his loved ones handed him his last personalized T-shirt that read on the front: "Welcome to Heaven, where you can leave all your woes behind." And then he turned it around and read the back which said, "Summabitch, I thought that said toes!" Everyone laughed knowing that Ted had lost his toes due t...

 

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