Phillips County News - One Nation, Under God

By Betty Munson
For the PCN 

Moe & Gertie: Continued Correspondence


November 30, 2022

Gertie replies to Moe's letter in the 11/23/22 PCN

Dear Moe,

My loquacious friend boiled over today. She was running off at the head as she usually does when George took offense. "You've got a big mouth,” he said.

"I do not,” she snapped, “I may talk a lot but I don't have a big mouth.” Then George said, “If you'd kept your trap shut we wouldn't be having this conversation.”

"Well, I wasn't the one who called your girlfriend a floozy. That was Percy, and when you cast aspersions on his mother, he delivered the roundhouse to your jaw that sat you right on your patootsie. Your...

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