Barb Says It All Has To Go

My wife tells me I need a special counsel. Apparently, she’s fed up with all the documents I have stored in the basement of her office. She insists a special counsel is necessary to move all of my important papers to a Dumpster in the alley.

I’m pushing back. This is important stuff.

Since entering the newspaper business in 1985, I’ve kept a lot of paper. Boxes of newspapers, photographs, correspondence, and media guides are stored neatly in the basement of the old telephone company building we own in Malta.

Barb says it all has to go. She doesn’t want our kids to have to deal with...