My Truck is Already Big Enough

I’ve got most of the gear on the list of required stuff to call yourself an outdoorsman in Montana.

But like that line from an old Meatloaf song “I won’t do that.”

“That” in this case being a customized grill guard for my pickup.

My truck is already big enough without a cow-catcher hanging off the front like a locomotive.

I carry a Leatherman on my belt, have a bone saw in my pack, and wear a neck rag when it’s cold. I’ve owned horses, drift boats, and a Honda Trail 90.

I’ve never owned a grill guard.

I shoot a variety of firearms, have entirely too much fishing gear, and possess enough optics...