Heavy is The Head That Sits on This Neck

I have a problem. Ok, maybe not the biggest problem. But it is massive!

It’s my head. I do not know why the good Lord chose to give me such a massive noggin, but he did and it is a problem!

Don’t tell me that it is to hold a massive brain, because if I had a massive brain, I believe that I could use it to become a billionaire. I also think I would be able to remember a lot more things than I forget.

For years, I was convinced that I could not find a hat big enough for this dome. For those that haven’t seen me in person, I haven’t had a haircut since 2005, and I have a head full of dreadlocks....