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As written by Moe to his sister, Gertie

Dear Gertie,

Old Charlie went on a toot last week; he got hisself thrown in the hoosegow. And me along with him. His wife warned him about those speak-easys on easy street. But Charlie, being Charlie, paid no attention to her. She told him,“If you end up in the slammer, I'm not going to bail you out. You can stay there until the cows come home as far as I'm concerned."

Waking up in there along with Charlie,I had a humdinger of a headache. That rotgut they served there sure had a kick to it. What a numbskull I was. Being a sidekick to Charlie is akin...