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By Parker Heinlein
Outdoors Columnist 

In a Mulligan, I Would Be A Social Influencer...

 

October 19, 2022



If I had it to do all over again I’d become a social influencer.

It’s a calling that seems to fit me. I have little talent. I don’t sing, dance, act, or play a musical instrument. My athletic skills are paltry. I’ve been told on numerous occasions that I can’t write a lick, either.

I envision a world, however, where my opinion matters, where what I’m wearing matters, where what I’m eating matters.

People would follow my lead. They’d wear ill-fitting clothes, hang out with dogs, and drink beer. They’d spend countless hours wondering what I was thinking about this or that, n...



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