Here are some ideas about stress that I found in a farm paper a while back. Have a laugh if you can.
Here are some great ways to deal with life.
When you come home from work don't bring it home with you.
Never put both feet in your mouth, or you won't have a leg to stand on.
Accept that some days you are the pigeon, some days you are the statue.
If you lend someone $20 and never see them again, it's probably worth it.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Some mistakes are to much fun to only make once.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to...