Why the chicken didn't cross the road

I have a confession to make. During a recent vacation to the Bahamas, I ran over a chicken with my rental car and didn’t stop.

I feared the bird would be worth much more dead than alive, and besides, there wasn’t a house in sight.

It’s a good thing I didn’t run over the bird in Oregon. According to the Willamette Week, the Portland bike community is rallying to catch a man who allegedly killed a duck with his bicycle. The suspect, wearing red and white lycra, ran down the duck on his bike, then didn’t stop, despite the pleas of witnesses.

I suspect the cyclist either wasn’t ridi...