This is Definitely the Wrong Side of 30

It is super weird since the morning that I turned 35, that I have had new pains in my back.

The day that I woke up 35, I turned the wrong way and felt a small pop in my back. It didn’t hurt. I moved on.

A few days later, I threw the right side of my back and shoulder out. I had never experienced that before. I was in, dare I say, pain.

I had no idea what was happening. Was it my kidney? My lung? What have I done? Did drinking too much seltzer do it? Was it my odd combo beverage of Powerade Zero and LMNT?

It wasn’t until a day later that I tried to treat my affliction. I am glad that I did. I t...